My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance
AAAAAAHHHHHH HOLY SHIT THEY’RE PUTTING ME ON THE MORNING SHOW. LITERALLY THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST JOB IN RADIO I’M SO EXCITED I’M LITERALLY CRYING WITH HAPPINESS.
You know, Dio causes so much shit to happen.
I don’t know how anyone can STAND it.
Young Dio in Part I was a terrible cook, but at least he could still make hot dogs.