I love Josh Willingham’s awkward smile
Josh you were traded to Oakland.
Josh we all bought you a fruitcake.
Josh we’re all going to go see see New Year’s Eve, wanna join?
Josh you’re wearing DeJesus’ jock.
I still hold out hope that the lone MLB player from my hometown will play for the Braves.
He’ll be 39 and washed out by then, if recent history repeats itself
