Double Cross

EVERYONE IN THIS FELT 4 DEAD GROUP TONIGHT GETS A GOLD STAR STICKER AND A HUG FROM ME BECAUSE WOW

PERFECT

i got urban flight and i’m ready to get BACK IN THE GAAAAAME

DEAR SELF. WHAT THE HELL IS FELT 4 DEAD.

AH HEY THERE ME, YOU ALWAYS ASK THE TOUGH QUESTIONS.

Felt 4 Dead is a Left 4 Dead 2 roleplay…troupe….. where everyone playing also pretends to be a member of the Felt or the Midnight Crew. So ideally if you were playing as Crowbar like my friend Jones, you would prefer to kill zombies with the crowbar melee. If you’re Itchy, you’ll want to run around a lot, pretend you’re stealthy, adrenaline shots are your friend, and your reactions are a bit slow.

It’s always great fun and always leads to intentional or unintentional comedy gold.

Like the time Slick got pushed out of the helicopter at the end of The Parish.

Or when Slick threw the pipebomb in the elevator.

Or when Eggs tried to murder zombies with the huge gnome from Dark Carnival which he then named “Clover 2”.

Or any time except when I try to be funny as Deuce or Itchy because I’m just the worst RPer/gamer.

This has been a PSA on behalf of Felt 4 Dead.

I also got asked to do Felt 4 Dead tonight while I was out and didn’t know until I went on the other computer to play F1 2011 and got a message from Jones.

I’m so terrible at leaving myself signed on when I’m nowhere near a computer.

Slick: that's why you lost
Crowbar: aka team assholes
Crowbar: hey suck a dick slick :)
Slick: go fuck urself
Die: guys what did i say about sexual frustration
Boxcars: Crowbar I wouldn't be one to say that t' slick
Clubs Deuce: I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN
Clubs Deuce: eep
Boxcars: y never know when he's up
Boxcars: DEUCE
Die: DEUCE
Crowbar: wow
felt 4 dead versus match: whats a good time for everyone?

skullpeach:

i know it’s hard to get like 8 people together for a vs match so whens a good time?

how is 8 or 9 EST? do we need to go later?

edit: around 10 or so EST?

  1. Crowbar - Me
  2. Die - Umbre
  3. AR or Boxcars or somethin!! - Laura
  4. Itchy or somethin!! - Tiger
  5. Itchy or somethin!! (you guys can duke it out later) - Blinky
  6. Snowman - Coz
  7. Slick - Shad
  8. Someone or somethin! - Decoy

there’s our list of players. its gonna be a really good time???

I’m not gonna fight for Itchy, in fact my Itchy voice could use a rest so I’m going with Clubs.

awayan:

I lost a bet during a l4d livestream

this one goes to blinky

i’m not sure if i got everything right 

This is cute.

skullpeach:

conceptofzero:

whaoanon:

postal-service replied to your post: omfg im so mad

what’s wrong?

WE WERE PLAYING THE PARISH AND THEN WE WERE ALMOST TO THE CHOPPER AND SNOWMAN TURNED AROUND AND INCAPPED ME RIGHT BEFORE I COULD GET ON THE CHOPPER AND HOPPED IN WITH CROWBAR IM SO MAD

it was so glorious

then Crowbar and Snowman flew away into the sunset together, leaving Slick about 20 feet away from the escape helicopter.

it was the most attractive thing i’ve ever seen

and Itchy forgot he could climb the oil tanker onto the top and hop on the bridge which ultimately led to his death.

i can’t even video games.

First-ever “fan art”

First-ever “fan art”